Life
JZapin.com 3.0: Start a Conversation with Me
May 15th
I just updated JZapin.com.
Cleaner Design
With the help of the Mystique WordPress theme, I have significantly upgraded the look of my website. The site now boasts:
- Improved Search Engine Optimization (SEO)
- A cleaner, more vibrant layout
- Mobile device compatibility (check me out on an iPhone)
- Linkages to twitter with my latest tweets up front and center.
- Embedded ways to share content with popular social networks like Facebook, Twitter, Linked In.
New Logo: Conversation Bubbles
You’ll also notice a new logo too:
That are they? They are talk bubbles or, what I’d rather call them, conversation bubbles. While a blog is usually a collection of its owner’s thoughts, my intention is to make JZapin.com a collection of conversations. I don’t want it to be me spewing stuff, but a multi-diectional way communication between me, you and everyone else.
In the coming days, I will be putting in some new functionality to enable the conversation.
So, let me know what you think. Post a comment below, retweet it, post it to facebook.
Goodbye Grandma Sylvia
May 7th
My grandmother, Sylvia Kaufman, passed away on May 5th. She was 97 years old. Today, we put her to rest at a cemetery in South Florida. While melancholy, the whole experience was a celebration of a very rich and long life. We will miss her. I said a few words about Grandma Sylvia today. Here it is in all its glory.
I always had this vision of Willard Scott calling Grandma on her 100th birthday.
You remember Willard Scott. He was the former weatherman/first ever Ronald McDonald/bubbly nice guy that used to announce centenarians on NBC’s Today Show. The fact that Willard Scott was into old people was kind of charming and creepy at the same time
But, in my vision, Willard’s call wouldn’t have been creepy at all. I mean, most of the time, when Willard would call these 100-year old folks, they always seemed so out of it that barely conscious of the world. But when he called Grandma, it wouldn’t be creepy. Because, when he called her, he would have found out that she reads voraciously, stays up on current events, and goes out for Wendy’s after shuttling around in her walker at the local Publix faster than most people can push their carts. Willard would have found that Grandma was so sharp that she knew that George W Bush was one of the worst presidents ever. She and Willard would of course chuckle about it and somehow it would come out in a way that even Republicans would love her too.
Most importantly, Willard Scott would have been most shocked that Grandma just didn’t look 100. Grandma never, ever look her age and at 100, it was no different. What would probably floor Willard would have been that hair. Oh that bright Red hair! But it wasn’t that Granma looked like a Red head, Grandma was a Red head. Even at 100 years old Willard would have found out that Grandma was always a typical red head – tenacious and cunning with an adventurous streak that just never stopped. He would have learned how she met a man in Cuba who wanted to marry her and raised a daughter all by herself in a time when doing something like was taboo. He probably would have also learned that she was stubborn (like most red heads) but because he was Willard Scott, the nicest person in the universe, he would have focused on the good part of being stubborn. Like the fact that she knew what she wanted and went for it, always. Like she remarried and moved to Florida when she was 60, traveled to far reaching places like Israel when people of her generation just didn’t travel and that, even at 100, she lived alone.
That would have floored Willard. But, because, he was Willard Scott, he’d probe in that nice-guy way and,” Why don’t you live in one of those Sr. Living Centers. Aren’t those places really posh and fun?”
And she’d reply matter of factly, “Because those places are for old people who want to die.” Willard would not know what to say.
But, sadly, shockingly, Willard Scott didn’t get his chance to meet Grandma at 100. I mean, I think we all thought she’d outlive all of us and was going to be the oldest person ever or at least the oldest person with Red hair.
Still, we got to be with her for a really long time. And with that time, we got a lot of kindness, tenacity, her stubbornness, her generosity, and most importantly love (and she loved us all).
And that will last forever.
The Six-Page Passover Haggadah
Mar 27th
For those Jews who want don’t want to do the full Passover Haggadah and want to do more than “They tried to kill us; we survived; let’s eat” I offer the Quick Passover Haggadah. Compiled by my wife’s close childhood friend, Lori Reiss, it is 6 pages (single spaced) and takes about 1/2 hour to do. It has all the major highlights of the seder and gets the gist of Passover.
Now, I don’t recommend that you use the format for every Seder until the end of time. But if, like me, you have pre-schoolers that need to get to bed no later than 8:30, it might just be the perfect balance.
Excellent deal on a Cables To Go – 7 Port USB 2.0 Hub
Mar 9th
Buy.com is running a great deal on a 7 Port USB 2.0 hub. It’s only $18.99 including shipping.
Learn more about it here:
Cables To Go – 7-port USB 2.0 Aluminum Hub
Buying a Kitchen Computer, Part 2: Form Factor
Nov 7th
In my previous post, I made the case why we (and probably a lot of other people) need a kitchen computer. I also defined some broad strokes of what we need out of the kitchen computer.
Now, it’s time to figure out a little more detail on which type of computer would best fill our needs.
Why is Form factor so important?
In contrast to other computers, a Kitchen Computer must have exceptional form factor. Form factor is defined as how the computer is designed to work in the environment it is placed. With pots, pans, and small electric appliances cluttering a kitchen, where a kitchen computer lives is even more important than how it works. As I described in my last post, we need this kitchen computer to do some really basic stuff:
- Skype-ing (it’s a telephone for us)
- Managing and view photos
- Listening to Music
- Web surfing including recipes/cooking assistance
In other words, the kitchen computer an extension of our life and needs to be very accessible. We only need it for small things, but lots of small things. So, where it is located is more important than how well it does the things we need.
Where is our Kitchen Computer going to “live?”
If the kitchen computer is going to be central to our lives, it needs to be at the center of the kitchens.
In our case, the kitchen computer will need to live in the center “bar” island. Not only is it physically in the center of the room, it gives the person a bird’s eye view of the space. While at the island, you can cook while also glancing over your shoulder to watch the kids play with their toys. Similarly, when we entertain, there is a natural gravitational pull towards the bar. It is the place where people can sit and hang on the barstools, eat some food, have a few drinks. It is only natural that a computer also live in that space.
While the bar is the natural place for the kitchen computer, it isn’t the natural habitat for it for the following reasons:
- There isn’t a lot of space. The bar, although long, is shallow: it only has about 18 inches of countertop depth.
- It is right near the oven/stove/hood and has a high likelihood of being soiled. Spills, splatters, and other mishaps must expected.
No IT professional in the world would suggest putting a computer even remotely close to that space let alone make it a permanent fixture. But, it is the space that it should live.
Now that we’ve established where it is going to live, it’s now time to figure out what type of computer best fits the space.
Form Factor Ratings: Desktops vs. Laptops vs. All-In-Ones
In the world of computers, form factor can be broken down into three distinct types:
- Laptops – These are computers where the screen, keyboard, CPU (the computer itself), pointing device are all contained in one unit. These also tend to be small and light and are extremely portable.
- Desktops – The most “traditional” computers where screen, keyboard, CPU, and pointing device are separate.
- “All-in-Ones” – Somewhat new to the computer world, these are computers where most of the “guts” of the computer (i.e. screen and the CPU) are contained in one unit while the input devices (i.e. keyboard and mouse) are separate. The advantage is that they are typically larger and more powerful than a laptop, but don’t have the same clutter as desktop.
Let’s see how the three types of computers compare to each other in achieving good form as a Kitchen Computer:
| Desktops | Laptops | All-In-Ones | |
| Cables/Clutter | |||
| Performance | |||
| Separation of peripherals |
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| Touchscreen | |||
| Cost |
The following details how we derived the ratings and why we chose each category:
- Cables/Clutter – Kitchens naturally have enough clutter that you don’t want a computer making even more of a mess. A kitchen computer should have a minimal set of wires and clutter. To this end, Laptops are the clear favorite. The screen, the keyboard, the pointing device have the smallest footprint and typically have one wire: the plug. Close behind the Laptops are All-In-Ones. With the exception of the peripherals (i.e. keyboard and mouse), everything else is contained in one unit that looks more like a screen than anything else. Desktops are the worst: everything is separated.
- Performance – Desktops are the clear favorite here. With an abundance of space, Desktops have the room to house the fastest motherboards (with the fastest chips), the biggest hard drives, the most memory, etc. Laptops, with their ultra-compact size, tend to have the worst performance. Laptops have less space for their hard drives, for example, that their capacities tend to be lower. All-in-Ones are somewhere in between. While they are bigger than laptops, they are more compact than desktops. So, while they have more space to work with, their performance lag desktops (especially when comparing price). All-In-Ones perform better than laptops, but not as well as desktops.
- Separation of peripherals – If you’re going to put an expensive piece of equipment in a kitchen, you need to make sure that it can handle the wear and tear. In the case of a kicthen computer, you must assume burning, splattering it or, even worse, spiling stuff on it. The most likely recipients of this abuse on a computer are the keyboard and mouse. To that end, Laptops fail miserably in this category. Spill something on your laptop keyboard, they whole computer gets hosed. Desktops and All-In-Ones have external keyboards and mice. Muck those up and just get a new keyboard and mouse.
- Touchscreen – Being able to touch your screen to push a button, scroll through a page is a huge convenience. And if convenience trumps is the paramount feature of Kitchen computer, then a touchscreen is a near necessity. If you’re making a meal from an online recipe and you need to scroll to the bottom, it’s much easier to just to gesture the scroll with your finger than use a mouse. Touchscreen technology is relatively new in the home computer market so all three computer types are weak. Still, All-In-Ones, proportionately, have the most touchscreen options.
- Cost – For this category, we consider what you can get for $1,000. Desktops are the clear favorite with the best performance as compared to the other two types. Laptops trail slightly behind Desktops. All-In-Ones are easily the most expensive. Not only do most have proprietary components to make everything fit nicely, it is a newer category of computer. There are just fewer All-In-One options available thus making it more expensive.
Now that we’ve laid the foundation, what type of computer should we buy?
Final Recommendation: All-In-Ones
They may not be the cheapest, the best performing, or even the most clutter free, but All-In-Ones have a combination of key features that separate them from Desktops and Laptops:
- Compact size – Where the computer is located is critical. If the machine lives in the corner of the room, it will just not be as used as if it were in the center. A compact size lets the kitchen computer live where it needs to live.
- Touchscreens – Convenience is paramount in a kitchen computer. If you’re holding a baby, and having a conversation on the telephone and need to look something up, being able to touch the screen to navigate a web page is almost a necessity
- Separating peripherals – Spills are an inevitability in the kitchen and mice/keyboards are the most likely recipients of the abuse. The kitchen computer must have a separate keyboard/mouse.
Additionally, All-In-Ones have some very cool industrial designs. They tend to have sleek lines that tend to blend well with a modern stainless-steel kitchen.
Next Up: Macintosh vs. Windows

